My Sanity Ran Away

how to become the last person on earth

                  - Kill everyone who’s NOTdeathly allergic to cats

                  - Get everyone else in a room together

                  - Walk in with a bunch of cats and cat haired covered clothes

                  - Bask in glory 

A Deadpool movie in which….

sigurdvolsung:

….he bumps into the Stan Lee cameo in the movie and just goes down on his knees and goes “oh my god, It’s God, and he’s dressed as a school crossing guard!”

"Now let me dispel a few rumours so they don’t fester into facts. Yes, I too attended at ‘Hell-ton’ and survived. And no, at that time I was not the mental giant you see before you. I was the intellectual equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would kick copies of Byron in my face."

officialnoot:

why does this have so many notes

officialnoot:

why does this have so many notes

calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do

konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

life hack

fartgallery:

aaliyahhhhhhhhhhhhh:

fartgallery:

throw it in the ocean

what if it’s the ocean

throw it in a different ocean

relahvant:

beefmilk2:

you are in a dark ally and this is chasing you

image

what do

image

aliwav:

This is evil

aliwav:

This is evil

folieadude:

he is literally the worlds biggest dork and I love him