hELP THIS IS INAPPPROPRIATE
mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?
if this post gets 1000 notes ill screech in tim hortons
ok fine 300 notes
ok 200 notes no lower
please let me screech
where are the skeletitties
I’m laughing so hard omg
when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
OKAY I’M LIKE 99% SURE THEY’RE TEASING THE PEOPLE WHO’VE PLAYED THIS GAME ON PURPOSE
when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by
i saw a white boy playing an acoustic guitar on his porch so i yelled at him “play wonderwall” and he said he never heard of that song god what’s the fucking point of white boys if u can’t even make fun of them
what if the bumps around your nipples were actually braille and everyone had a different message like fortune cookies
I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful
Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope
Why is it always Norway
Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.
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